- Me: Why am I watching American Idol?
- Lauren: My roomies are watching! That is the show I would least expect you to ever watch! Hahaha
- Me: This is the first time, my mom made me promise to watch it because I had a HUGE BONER for Steven Tyler when I was a kid. Does that sound more like me?
- Lauren: You had a boner for Steven Tyler? Is it just me or does he look like a feminine piece of leather? I feel like his face is going to fall apart at any moment. Is that mean?