Once upon a time, a pair of loving parents planted a few rainbow sprinkles, a jar of Nutella, a lock of Marcy's fur, a pouch of magical dust, and a sunflower seed in the earth. For twenty-odd years they nourished the soil with Diet Coke and Propel water, and eventually a little girl sprouted from the ground. It was me! Yaaay!
12 1 / 2012
Tiffany: Can I have a smiley face cookie, please?
Server: We only have the Stillers kind.
Tiffany: The what?
Me: The Steelers kind.
Tiffany: Haha oh I thought he said “stillers”.
Me: He did!
Matt (to the server): She’s not from around here!
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