December 2010
27 posts
ListenHugo- 99 Problems
Dec 31st
Oh, Ian.
Ian: Do you smell something?
Me: No, well nothing unusual. What does it smell like to you?
Ian: I don't know.
: :a few minutes pass::
Ian: Are you sure you don't smell something?
Me: NO!! IT'S ALL YOUR HEAD!!! You're just smelling the dinner you made if anything.
Ian: I don't know, I think I smell something. [goes to the kitchen]
Me: [follows Ian to kitchen] It smells like apple pie!!!
[Ian reaches into the oven and pulls out apple crisp]
Me: AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! YOU TRICKED ME!!!!
Dec 30th
“There aren’t any good movies out. Well, there are, but they all suck.”
– Ian
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
WatchWatch
Am I a horrible person for CRACKING UP at this?
Dec 24th
Game Handle
Me: You know what I'm going to give him? with your permission of course.
Ian: What?
Me: Your xbox handle.
Ian: My what?
Me: Handle.
Ian: Are you saying handle?
Me: Yeah.
Ian: I don't know what that is.
Me: Your username on xbox.
Ian: I've never heard it called that.
Me: Awwee man, I thought it was a gamer word. I was trying to impress you with my gamer knowledge.
Ian: You schooled me this time, Porter.
Dec 21st
Dec 19th
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ListenSufjan Stevens- That Was the Worst Christmas Ever
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
305 notes
Instantaneous Translator app...coolest thing ever. →
Dec 17th
Paper Mache Zombies
To help in my lucid dreaming, I have taken melatonin, but recently I have added magnesium to my pre-sleep ritual. Well, last night I had possibly the strangest dreams I’ve ever had. The world had been taken over by zombies, but these zombies behaved differently from how most zombies are portrayed in movies. They did kill people, but they did so in order to use their bodies to protect their...
Dec 16th
WatchWatch
slightlyamusing: sofapizza: fuckyeahalbuquerque: Click to make circles… .then listen!!! Space Bar clears the screen
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
5 notes
Dec 15th
“The world is blue as an orange.”
Dec 14th
Oh, Ian.
Ian: They tell me that all the time at work..
Me: They tell you what?
Ian: They tell me I'm always smiling.
Me: But inside you're really dead.
Ian: They leave out that part.
Dec 12th
Cat vs. Internet (very accurate) →
Dec 11th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
Dec 7th
Oh, Ian.
Me: I miss you so much. I miss you sooooooooooooo much.
Ian: I miss you too, Love.
Me: I miss you so much I want to evaporate.
Ian: Evaporate?
Me: Evaporate.
Ian: I didn't...I didn't know that that...that that helps someone from missing someone.
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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“Here’s what I think, Mr. Wind-Up Bird,” said May Kasahara. “Everybody’s born...”
– The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, by Haruki Murakami. (via spencerotica)
Dec 5th
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