December 2009
21 posts
Robert Downey, Jr. is Kiiiinda Really Cool
I saw Sherlock Holmes last night, and I enjoyed it very much. I’ve really liked Robert Downey, Jr. ever since I saw Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. I liked him before that I guess too because his name reminds me of that little, cuddly washing machine bear that giggles. Or is it just the Pillsbury dough boy that giggles? Do they both giggle? Well, whatever, I like giggling. I like Robert Downey, Jr. I...
She says she loves me still and wants a second...
If you have a day’s worth And a good word ...
Watchspencerotica:
I get the same, strange feeling next to you as when I put my favorite record on. Like someone please skip over to that song that says I love you I love you I love you…
Batman pillows. Good night, watermelons.
The Weakerthans- “Sun in an Empty...
Mary Ethelisms
Over the past week, I’ve been compiling a list of the crazy things that my mom has said to me. I’ve been doing this for reasons mostly having to do with proving to her that she’s nuts, but I would like to share what I have so far with you today:
1. “He’s Moroccan. He’s my rockin’ Moraccan. Oh I should tell him that, I just came up with it now.”
2....
WatchWhere to go, I had no idea about it
Most of the people do, they’re only doing just fine
I don’t wanna stay in place no more
See, ain’t doing well well well, I am only doing just fine
:( →
Horse to Kitten Conversion Factor
I estimate that it would take about 1000 kittens to produce as much power as one horse. Therefore, my car has roughly 138,000 kittenpower, and that’s a lot of kittens towing my car around. :)
“I look like an eagle.”
– mom
MLIS
I had a dream last night that I was watching Seinfeld, and they shockingly revealed that throughout the entire series, Jerry had been dead, just like in The Sixth Sense.
At first I woke up and was like, “whoa, cool dream!”, but then I realized that I was dreaming about watching tv. My life is sad.