Hello. How have you been? It’s been a while, I know. Should we catch up, or should we just resume where we left off like a long lost VHS as if we’ve never been replaced by DVDs or Netflix or WiiU’s or whatever we’re replaced with now.
I vote we press play.
Let’s talk about Ben Howard. Do you know him? Let me introduce you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzzCthKw_C0
Billie Holiday- Good Morning Heartache
Good morning heartache, sit down.
A stranger gave me bunny ears.
Adorable Animals Being Adorable of the Day: Shenbing the Panda is nothing but a big, fat bamboo thief.
Lisa Mitchell- Neopolitan Dreams
Ticklish Achilles’ Heel of the Day: Have you ever been tickled so hard that you passed out?
[barstool.]
Whoa, this is weird.
Chris Pureka—Wrecking Ball
ZE IS COMING TO OBERLIN AH MAH GAHD SO EXCITE
Mom, dad. Just be happy she still loves you.
Or you will not be so lucky anymore!
6th grader: Where do you work?
Me: I work at the Veterans Hospital.
6th grader: Cool! You get to work with animals!
Tiffany: Can I have a smiley face cookie, please?
Server: We only have the Stillers kind.
Tiffany: The what?
Me: The Steelers kind.
Tiffany: Haha oh I thought he said “stillers”.
Me: He did!
Matt (to the server): She’s not from around here!
I took my cold medicine just in time for Pittsburgh Dad to read me a bedtime story.
Beauty Pageant Kids These Days of the Day: I have a theory about Toddlers & Tiaras that involves TLC working with Child Services to lure unfit parents into a trap a la police station lotteries.
It has to be that. It just has to.
[bwe.]
Once you get past how terrifying this is, this show is absolutely hilarious.
Though she doesn’t like to admit it, my mother loves baskets. So this Christmas, I gave my mother a hilarious top hat-shaped basket filled with things she likes and things she doesn’t like, just for laughs. Anyway, today I received this picture:
…oh, Mom. You are simply delightful.
Between the Lines by Mason Jennings
