Hello. How have you been? It’s been a while, I know. Should we catch up, or should we just resume where we left off like a long lost VHS as if we’ve never been replaced by DVDs or Netflix or WiiU’s or whatever we’re replaced with now.

I vote we press play.

Let’s talk about Ben Howard. Do you know him? Let me introduce you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzzCthKw_C0

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Billie Holiday- Good Morning Heartache

Good morning heartache, sit down.

A stranger gave me bunny ears. 

thedailywhat:

Adorable Animals Being Adorable of the Day: Shenbing the Panda is nothing but a big, fat bamboo thief.

[tastefullyoff.]

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Lisa Mitchell- Neopolitan Dreams

thedailywhat:

Ticklish Achilles’ Heel of the Day: Have you ever been tickled so hard that you passed out?

[barstool.]

Whoa, this is weird. 

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nijimei:

Chris Pureka—Wrecking Ball

ZE IS COMING TO OBERLIN AH MAH GAHD SO EXCITE

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lickypickystickyfree:

Mom, dad. Just be happy she still loves you.
Or you will not be so lucky anymore!

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OH, 6th graders.

6th grader: Where do you work?

Me: I work at the Veterans Hospital.

6th grader: Cool! You get to work with animals!

Oh, Eat’n’Park

Tiffany: Can I have a smiley face cookie, please?

Server: We only have the Stillers kind.

Tiffany: The what?

Me: The Steelers kind.

Tiffany: Haha oh I thought he said “stillers”.

Me: He did!

Matt (to the server): She’s not from around here!

I took my cold medicine just in time for Pittsburgh Dad to read me a bedtime story.

thedailywhat:

Beauty Pageant Kids These Days of the Day: I have a theory about Toddlers & Tiaras that involves TLC working with Child Services to lure unfit parents into a trap a la police station lotteries.

It has to be that. It just has to.

[bwe.]

Once you get past how terrifying this is, this show is absolutely hilarious. 

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Oh, Mom.

Though she doesn’t like to admit it, my mother loves baskets. So this Christmas, I gave my mother a hilarious top hat-shaped basket filled with things she likes and things she doesn’t like, just for laughs. Anyway, today I received this picture:

…oh, Mom. You are simply delightful.

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permisadventure:

Warmest Part of the Winter by Voxtrot

Kristie, you’re my favorite. 

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permisadventure:

Between the Lines by Mason Jennings

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